Why do u look the way you do? Why do u act the way you do? Could it be that you have no friends? Could it be that you have been neglected by those who have pretended to care all these years? Your $36 weave is a mess. The hairdresser that you poorly tipped allowed you to walk out looking like a hot mess. Your man pretended that you looked good with honey blonde hair and your gut hanging out of the $5 shirt you bought in the Miss department of Macy’s knowing damn well you should have gone to the Plus section. It was designed especially for you.

You have no friends that truly care because they want one member of the crew to look a mess so the cute boys will pay them more attention. You have ‘Hottie Potential’ but choose to have your toes scrape the ground. I used to get upset seeing you walk onto the bus, train, or by my side until I realized that you had no friends. No one to help you reach your ‘Hottie Potential.’. No one to wipe the gunk from your face because you were actual beautiful as a natural. No one to undo the tracks of a bad weave or tell you to stop perming your hair because you were burning a new hairline to the back of your neck. No one to say “I care enough to tell you this…”. No one to be willing to show you a picture of how you really look WITHOUT the help of Photoshop.

You simply had no friends.

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Article Published: 2009, 22 July
Author: SwitchBlade
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