Tops, Bottoms, & Flippers

Well it’s official the MySpace chick has joined the fauxality family of the Viacom family. Along with the Mole Hills & the Laguna Sandbox children she’s bringing her life, or as much as they’ll script, to television viewers. That’s right instead of adding a video show at night for us working people to watch they felt the need to give us Shots of Love with Tila Tequila.

Why? Because we don’t have enough shows for Bi-Sexuals to find love. Isn’t that why Logo, X-Tube, Here!, and other cable networks are for? If you’re one of many that don’t know who she is here’s a quick rundown. She’s a chick that’s an “internet celeb”. First made headlines when internet social site, Friendster, kicked her to the curb for “having too many friends”. Yeah it sounded retarded to us the first time we heard about it – especially that it made the news. Seeing that the internet social community & bloggers were reeling from this MySpace decided to jump on this and extend an invite to Tila and ALL HER FRIENDS to come over to MySpace and build more “friendships”. This helped to make MySpace he place I is. Because of this “controversy” Friendster became the mean dad while MySpace was the understanding uncle.

From all of this we learn that you can go from Playboy spread to Internet Head Cheerleader to MTV’s next forgettable. Awwwww…. Makes us teary-eyed. Well, only time will tell how long it will take for her to annoy America and leave the rest of the world asking: What is wrong with Americans?

I was just wondering, after seeing the Flava of Love, I Love New York, & The Flava Flav Roast – Can Shots of Love be used as a medical term too? Just a thought.

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