The Walking Rectal Exam

Ever had someone give you a walking rectal exam? I bet you have but may not have realized it. Well let’s get into it and figure this out together. Heck, perhaps you’ve not simply received one but may have given one as well.

walkingpeople A walking rectal exam (W.R.E.) is when folks walk up on you so close, they could pretty much give you a W.R.E. This happens everywhere from busy sidewalks to empty grocery stores. Folks just get so caught up with themselves and their own issues that they turn inconsiderate and walk so close behind you that if you stopped in place, you both would become one.

This can become very uncomfortable especially between men and women who don’t know each other. The close proximity can easily produce a possibility of pregnancy and that would be most unfortunate for most encounters. This even happens in grocery stores where one will be in line and the person from behind is practically riding piggyback, they are so close.

Why this need to be on top of another individual? Is there a misconception that this would help speed transactions or perhaps two people can share the same space in time? If I remember theories correctly, force B cannot be in box 1 if force A already occupies box 1. So what do you think force B would have to do until force A moves on? That’s right boys and girls – force B would have to fuckin’ wait in box 2 or keep it moving until box 1 becomes vacant.

With this example given, please take note to watch where the hell you’re going. You’re life is not that important that you need to speed up and perform a W.R.E.

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