The Hott Mess Zone, v7

Aromatherapy Gambler
Michael Wax is shedding tears after being thrown out of Borgata, an Atlantic City casino, on Tuesday. He was playing for 17 hours straight but he’s not saying if he was on a winning streak or not. Reports claim that he is 440-lbs, but that has nothing to do with his nastiness. Regardless on what’s gong on at the table; if your body order is so rank that an entire area is complaining, then clean the hell up! Splash off in a near-by bathroom sink. He claims he “didn’t have time.” Bullshyt! The casino isn’t closing. Go bathe! Let the soap marinate in the crevices for the love of roses. He has admitted to smelling himself – so what did he want the casino to do? Say pretty please with a cherry on top?! We all know gamblers like to argue at the table so the fact that he knew he had an aroma but still would not leave speaks volumes to me on how he reacted when asked to leave. Sit down Wax and wash your ass!! –

Gov. Paterson Calls Recession
Gov. David Patterson has officially stated that New York is experiencing a recession. So much so that he’s calling for a hiring freeze for most departments and is pushing for the Legislature to give the green light on $600 million in cuts in state money. Where was Paterson when all of America called recession – was he in recess? Since he has claimed a recession for his budget directors, maybe he can explain to all NY residents how they can squeeze out extra money for the upcoming MTA hikes.

Bar Bounces 61-year-old for non-ID
Was it a stoner at the door, a hater, or was this chick looking that damn good for her age? I wonder what this woman does a governor of her state. Is she strict on the youths of Washington? Not a bad looking woman, but she is CLEARLY OVER 21! Where is the 23-year-old? Whose son is he? Is he disgruntled with adults? He clearly doesn’t know his governor is – but then again many people don’t know who the nation’s president is or who the presidential candidates are.

The Copy-Protection Scam Grows
Now folks who download music from Yahoo are getting shut down as of September 30th. Yahoo closes shop on their music expansion and switch users to Rhapsody. They are also talking about giving refunds, gift certificates or some other type of compensation. The question for one is – even though they shut down their services, why block people from using/playing songs they already purchased? Wouldn’t they have to repurchase these same items? Regardless of a pending compensation – it’s a hassle.

E*Trade Failed
Thanks to slackness of another financial company, the government will get $1 million from regulatory claims. The Patriot Act caught E*Trade in its grips for money-laundering due to the company failing to verify over 65,000 customers. Do these people still have accounts? Will the flashlight come out permanently to rectum check future customers? There goes my plans. Back to the drawing board.

Smokers RE-ignited
The much older Cheech and Chong duo have returned on the scene and announced the end of their feud. For the first time in 25 years they will embark together on a comedy tour. Both realized their ages and decided now was the best time to get it together – one last time.

Another Round?
Omarosa can’t stand not being talked about so she keeps the imaginary cat-fight going. Rosa delusionary believes that Wendy Williams has no one else to talk about or other things to do than talk about her. She claims to In Touch Weekly that for the past five years that’s all Mrs. Hunter [Wendy Williams] has been doing.

Why would Wendy beg a nobody, angry Black woman to come on her show? If that’s the case – why not aim high for someone like 50 Cent’s baby momma? Why Donald Trump’s reality show leftover? Please watch the clip of Wendy’s live show. Wendy attempted to carry on a professional interview when Ms. Bitter and Ignored tried hard to goat a fight. Rosa needs spotlights and is sad that no one is giving her as much as she would like. As roaches do, she’ll find a away to survive.

Baby Bites Baby
Ryan Seacrest says that he was bitten by a baby shark. Oh well.

All Jacked Up
Madonna desperately seeks cheeks as she looks as though someone stuffed a couple of Ben-Wa Balls in her face. WTF?!

W
Oliver Stone’s W hit the Internet with a trailer of what the world should look forward to. Let’s face it, we want to know.

A Waste of YouTube Space?
Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus claims there is no war. So why the hype on YouTube? Dance off? Step off!

Miley’s Lifestyle
Miley has been offered $1 mil to become the spokesperson for Lifestyle condoms. A wine cooler company also offered her money to represent.
Regis and Kelly had a vet come on to find out if the fat cat was a boy or girl. Seriously? Why? Can we do that with Seacrest?!!?

Please Cancel
The reality show, High School Musical, has highlighted two dorks: Sean and Kelli. Neither can sing – especially Sean. They even did some weird hand gestures where they pretend to type and send text messages.

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