The Hott Mess Zone, v5

While watching Best Week Ever last night I was able to get a total run down on what went down this past week. Not everything interested me but the following were honorable enough to enter: The t Mess Zone.

During the Grammy’s and after the Kanye West Wuss Moment, Vince Gill got up to accept his award and taunted The Crier as to if he ever had a Beatle give him an award. Guess even Gill is tired of hearing West cry about who’s not paying him attention for the week. Also Herbie Hancock blew everyone away, even himself, when he won the coveted Album of the Year Award. Go Herbie!

Keith Richards and Natalie Cole were tight that Amy Winehouse received the most awards. Amazing how two druggies can be so jealous towards another. Richards and Cole are two artists who should be more than humble to the temptations of drugs. Leave it to them to come full force against one of their own. Druggies against Druggies; when will the drama end?!!

Congratulations are in order as Barron Hilton received his first DUI – the youngest has finally busted his nut on the world. Paris refused to bail him out, so he could “learn his lesson.” Is this the Week of Irony and I failed to read the memo?! Maybe the lesson is to not get caught, but then again is Paris the person to help enforce that lesson?

There Will Be Blood has now become a part of the catchphrase culture: “I Drink Your Milkshake” is rocking the pop culture world and has made a place for itself to annoy many in the future.

Now gang members have taken up celebrity stalking as a way to make money. Will they begin to claim celebs as they do neighborhood blocks? Only time will tell. At least robberies and killings may calm down. Snap away… Pictures that is, only pictures.

I almost fell out when I heard the news but apparently Bobby Brown has entered a new reality show, Going Country. Seems like he’s sleep walking on this show, peeing on another celebrity guest’s nightstand. I thought things ended with Being Bobby Brown; guess I was wrong.

Celin Dion has decided that she wants to beat box now. STOP!

Tyra Banks had the cast of The Bad Girls on her talk show. When she couldn’t deal with the arguing and was suffering from bloating and cramps due to her Aunt Flow visiting, she walked out on the bickering cast.

K Fed continues to get knocked the Fuck out on television and One Tree Hill is no exception – THANKS! I rather the CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode where he got dropped like his rap career.

Gary Coleman got married this week and lost his virginity to his new wife, Shannon. She claims she doesn’t want to only be known as Coleman’s wife, however that’s all we know her as – dipshit. Then she continues to say that fears for her life and the lives of her three dogs. WTF?! When a visibly puzzled Gary Coleman asked her why her three dogs, she responded that he didn’t like the dogs. Coleman told her that he was not going to kill her dogs. Why settle for her Gary – why?!

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