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The Hott Mess Zone, v4

published by SwitchBlade at 4:21 pm moments in bullshit add responses

Jun 032008

1. Sniffer Gets Released
Child star, Tatum O’ Neal, was allowed to walk out of jail after being busted for cocaine once more. She was found on the Lower East Side (L.E.S.) of Manhattan, New York “handling business.” The judge told her to return to court in one month. As she was arraigned in the Manhattan Criminal Court on June 2, 2008, she kept quiet like a corpse. Not entering a plea, O’Neal was released on bail for a misdemeanor. They charged her with possession of a controlled substance. All awards aside, this chick is a druggie. However, the media wants to spin this and have us remember the good times. She needs to remember what a jail cell looks and feels like and get busy. Marion Jones got time for steroids but this druggie and repeat offender is getting a fucking trip down memory lane?!!??!

Whatever dude! O’Neal’s sequel performance is July 28. Ryan might feel good to know that if they ever lose touch, he can find hid baby daughter on Clinton Street – that’s where she got snatched up shopping for the White Magic. The magic of her is that she’s always thinking on her feet. She claimed that she was researching for an acting role. Now I’d love to see the next film she’s in. As we await her next return to court, a stroll down memory lane should be cool. At a tender young age O’Neal turned alchy; public drama with her daddy; she and her ex-hubby had a foul battle for custody over their child (and she lost that round); and her career evaporated while her ex’s career (John McEnroe) seems to have revived. He’s the tennis star with the bad temper who made tennis the sport to watch. Not because the sport was great, but because McEnroe was. The latest temper tantrum of the moment made the game spicy.

2. Tav on the Green – Bent Over
Through foolishness and sloppiness of the restaurant, the Black and Hispanic employees won a claim of mistreatment. The Tav agreed to shell out $2.2 mil to the employees who believed they were wronged. From sexual to racial harassment, the EEOC aimed high for the organizations’ wallet. No quick responses from the establishment, and the claims report that the offenses happened between January 1, 1999 and September 24, 2007.

3. Kickback Scheme Gets Lawyer 30 months (California)
Melvyn Weiss, a prominent New York-based lawyer received 30 months in Los Angeles yesterday. He was accused of taking part in a lucrative lawsuit that targeted some of the largest corporations in the nation. He was also ordered to pay $9.7 mil in forfeitures and $250, 000 in fines. Weiss is 72 so I hope they didn’t place him on a long, drawn out payment plan.

4. Clay Daddy
Even after getting “outted” by Rosie O’Donnell, Clay Aiken continues his terror on the nation. He knocked up Jaymes Foster via invetro and a mini-Clay should dance onto the scene by August 2008. They claim it will be a boy. Wonder if there will be an American Idol: Baby Edition by then.

5. So Much, So Little: Cheap Tourists?
New York waiters and bartenders have discovered another common enemy-tourists who skimp. Seems that European don’t like to give a little extra pass the bill. The Euro is stronger than the US dollar but there’s no love left for the servers. It has gotten to the point that the employees equate “No English” to “No Tip.” Ass kissing the foreigners no longer equates to amazing tips.

What really gives? Is it that the tourists are really cheap or that the restaurant service has seriously declined? Either way, gratuity is being added more frequently to bills across the board. I had an experience where a slow, “special” waitress announced to our table that we were not supposed to tip her 10% of the bill but actually 50%. HA! Who the fuck did she think she was kidding with that shit. I know her English was difficult to understand, but her rudeness was clear. The service she provided was total bullshit and that heifer was lucky she got 10% percent. This broad messed up every order given and preferred to dance rather than wait on the tables.

P.S. We were not at a strip club but we might as well have been. Even there she wouldn’t have gotten a fucking tip. Shitty ass dancer!

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