The Hott Mess Zone, v2

Joel McCale is awesome and has recapped a jacked up week worthy of entering: The Hott Mess Zone.

Let’s enjoy the Hoff for a moment. I saw the Knight Rider Movie and it was a mess. The Hoff returned at the end to attend the funeral of the lead’s mother. He practically begged for a reprisal of his role for future episodes. I can actually do without either of them returning.

American Idol’s Danny Ortega did a mess. Not a lover or slight fan of Elvis Presley, but even his songs don’t need to be butchered by this hack. Ortega murdered that song and should be behind bars.

Lindsey Lohan recreated a famous Marilyn Monroe photo shoot that she did in New York Magazine. Te last shoot that Monroe did before dying at age 36 of “mysterious causes.”

I skipped this past season of American Next Top Model because the Mess was too Hott. One of the girls, Shaya talked to herself in the third person, continuously, and made me nauseous.

On Big Brother 9, Alex let loose on Amanda because she had no feelings for him. Big Brother took it upon themselves to “match up” couples in the house according to what they believed would bind them. However, after only knowing each other for 7 DAYS, Alex felt shunned by Amanda. Wow! Psycho!

Seems that here is a show found by The Soup called C.W. Butch of Dutchoven and camp cooking. This man had a cooking show and failed to give verbal directions while cooking. That’s it. I’ll have my own show and not say a word. When he was done he sat down in the woods and ate in silence. WTF?!

Tova is one of many Hott Messes on the Home Shopping Network.

Oprah and the multiple orgasms while speaking with Dr. Oz on her show was not truly needed. This is why I skip Oprah.

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