The Hott Mess Zone, v15

Idol Adds Relevant Female Judge. Or did they?

Apparently my wishes were heard once I threw a real penny into the water fountain at Union Square on 14th Street instead of my usual Chuck E. Cheese coins. Although not completely. Rather than replacing Paula Abdul from American Idol the show has simply added a fourth judge. This could be good or bad and simply have me fast-forwarding through four judges instead of three. Some want to see this broad, Adbul, go down, but I just want to see her go. She’s an obvious fluff piece for the show and always has been but she’s getting worse. She avoids telling people that they suck and decides to focus on their outfits, personalities, or both. That would be cool if it were a fucking pageant, but it’s not. American Idol is supposed to be talent competition – supposed to be.

Kara DioGuardi is the newest edition to American Idol and people are speaking about this woman as if I’m suppose to know her – well I don’t believe I do. They claim she’s a close friend of Abdul, but let’s hope that they are both not on medication. The first round jumped off today in New York and DioGuardi claims to have her own style of judging. Only time will tell. The eighth season begins airing in January 2009. Maybe this will bring another crop of forgettables to the world’s attention!

No VMA Replay for Britney

Despite seeing this chick on one of the more prominent commercials for the 2008 MTV VMAs, Spears states that she will NOT be performing after all. Guess that’s another show I will not be watching.

Strange Dick
Dickinson returns with more ideas from other similar shows. She now seems to move in with the models and has them compete to be in her agency. From Stallone to this; no wonder she has to continuously proclaim herself as the first supermodel of the world. Must be Bizzaro World.

Dancing with the Stars 4 or is it 5?

More people need the shine of glitter-covered outfits and the nonsensical jabber of three judges to brighten up their dim resumes. The dance roaster is out and whose on it? Outted Lance Baass (no active career), Toni Braxton (stalled career), and Susan Lucci (Soap Opera Diva and Infomercial Queen). The others on the show might also be interesting to watch, if I feel like there’s nothing else on and I don’t get to sign up on Netflix or can’t borrow my cousin’s Blockbuster card or skip on paying the cable bill. Maybe I’ll see you September 22nd, and maybe I won’t.

More Needy Americans Cry About Beijing Jails

Americans continue to show their two faces proudly to the world. After protesting and annoying the Chinese government, eight protestors were lucky enough to have the Chinese officials house them. Instead of being grateful, they are crying to the American media for a cock stroke. They claim that they wanted to protest for human rights in Beijing, but where were those picketing signs for Katrina survivors? What about the elderly being pushed out of their homes by money hungry assholes? Where were those eight people then? They didn’t need passports to get to those locations.

They seem to be getting the same sexy welcoming hugs of the Guantanamo guests. Tibet needs to deal with Tibet. Upper East Side bitches need to deal with US issues, including New York. As they sit in the comfort of their Ikea/Bed Bath & Beyond whored out apartments ordering Won Ton soup and sushi; they ignore issues standing outside their own windows. How bad could Beijing be? Four of the jack-offs met at STARBUCKS in Beijing after text messaging each other upon arrival to the country. Terrorists do all they can to cause disruption and that’s what these eight losers were attempting. So yes, they were terrorists. Jeff Goldin, landscaper, claimed that Beijing was turned into Disney World. What fucking country doesn’t? Besides – Disney’s no cakewalk dipshit; ask their employees.

Mom and Baby Are Mourned

Yesterday 1,000 mourners showed their respects to Rafael Sanz’s family. His wife and son were buried together; both dressed in white. Donnetle Sanz, traffic agent in the Bronx, dreamt of having for son, Sean Micheal Justin Sanz. That dream was short lived. Amongst the mourners were New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly. A loving wife and dedicated worker, Sanz was remembered for two hours. Before their weddings four years ago, Donnette donated a kidney to her husband. She was hit while crossing a Bronx street on her lunch break. From the impact she was sent flying into a yellow bus and pinned under it. In a rush to save her, around 30 bystanders lifted the bus from her. She and her son will be greatly missed.

Young Democrats Woke Up From a Nap (Denver)
Seems that someone realized that the DNC delegates were, well… OLD. Only 14 out of 361 are under 30 years of age. On average the age of a New York delegate is 53 (6 years older than Bam-Bam). 60 delegates are seniors and the New York State Young Democrats are complaining that they are severely underrepresented. Did these kids think that because they woke up from their slumber and Bam-Bam became a Presidential contender the old people sitting in office would simply hand over their votes to their children? Welcome back from Never Never Land. Take another nap.

Fat Con Pulling His Last Job?

In Columbus, Ohio a convict on death row takes a shot at his second plea for mercy. He states that he’s too fat to be executed and on top of that, he got piss poor legal representation. Richard Cooey must have been a comedian in another life. I thought gurneys could hold everyone. Are they electrocuting him? What did he do in the first place? Can we biggie size the chair?

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