The 25 Biggest Wusses in Music… Ever

#17 “Metallica” The haircuts were lame and the anti-Napster crusade lamer, but neither prepared fans for the soppy bitchfest that was ‘Some Kind of Monster’: Lars and James bicker and weep throughout, but neither has the decency to just go ahead and slug the other…

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wuss Talk about an article that touches on an interesting fact. There are some big saps in the music industry and not even in a new way. In a countdown form Blender magazine has seen to it that they list the 25 artists/groups that they think are the biggest wusses. Some I completely agree with while others I felt they were off target. After I pick on their list I’ll make one of my own.

#25 Robert Smith: Unknown to me.

#24 Donovan: Possibly heard of him but not sure.

#23 Everyone in ‘N Sync (except JT): I disagree and will ADD JT to the Wuss list. Hip Hop or not he excelled via the Pus Train!

#22 Natalie Merchant: Heard of her but never listened to her music.

#21 Pat Boone: Can’t remember any music by him.

#20 Garth Brooks: Liked a few songs that he did but isn’t he on hiatus?

#19 Bread: I actually like these White boys. I’ll keep them in my Easy Listening catalogue.

#18 Common: One of the guys that actually finds a way to make awesome music without continuously referring to bitches & hoes. Also – no pole dancers in latest videos.

#17 Metallica: Might have heard their music passing by a radio station in the past but no true feelings for them.

#16 Paul McCartney: Was never the same since the split with the Beatles and the Hey Jude tune. So I’ll pass on the comeback concerts.

#15 Christopher Cross: A few tunes that I wouldn’t shoot him for but he’s not on the Top Pick List.

#14 Cat Stevens: Not sure about his songs (even though I heard of him) but from reading a bit on him he really did sound weak.

#13 Belle and Sebastian: Don’t know who this is. Don’t care to find out.

#12 Graham Nash: Unknown to moi!

#11 Barry Manilow: Pretty cool but can only listen to him when in need to slowly slip into depression – in a good way.

#10 Hilary Duff: Not a fan…

#9 Chris Martin: Makes no difference to me.

#8 Babyface: If any man can make a woman feel the need for a Whip Appeal even though he’s into guys I’m down to listen. But this is strictly hypothetical.

#7 Rascal Flatts: Never heard their tunes either.

#6 Kenny G: Barely listen to this dude. Yeah folks love him and his sax but I’ll keep it moving. Thanks.

#5 Peter Cetera: I will not tell a lie – I like this fool. Yes I said it! Suck it!

#4 Boyz II Men: I’ve got their stuff and they aren’t the smoothest, sexiest dudes in the game but they are worthy of the mic. Sing it boyz.

#3 Dan Fogelberg: I am so lost.

#2 Nick Lachey: Haven’t we come a long way from the battle of the boy bands to…. Crickets. One of his solos was decent but still not the best out there. Even his record label wasn’t trying to spend money on his promotion…. *crickets*

#1 James Taylor: Decent to listen to.

That’s my tiny run down and I’ll post my own list later.

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