Now Everyone’s A Better Mom Than Britney…

If there was anything to say about the situation going on with Britney Spears it would be What now? Britney has had it bad for quite sometime now and everyone’s lined up ready to take the pop shots. Since when did the world unanimously find Kevin Fraudulent the better parent? Because he said she did drugs? Unlike Kate Moss she wasn’t video taped or photographed engaged in action. Or maybe it was because Brit wasn’t nominated as Mother of the Year since she gave birth. Who knows but with cameras in her face 24/7 I’m sure the world won’t miss one mis-step that she takes.

Just imagine if cameras were on all of us (not like they already aren’t – smile to Big Brother Illuminati J). How many of us could actually say that we have nothing to shield from the public eye? Well with all the operable satellites orbiting the Earth we will all soon be front page news.

As for Spears she seriously does need to buckle the hell down and get her shit together if not for anyone but her children. Those moves she’s trying to make are “cute” for Paris & Lohan but they are single and children-less. Maybe she should just start off small. Start over again. With maybe a plant. A fichus. Aren’t those hard to kill? Maybe even a Bonsai tree… Money Trees are great and brings a room to life. Then when you’re ready you can graduate to a puppy or kitten. Something small but a fighter for life.

Next would be to get you back to work. There’s nothing worse than a bored has-been (ask Rosie O’Donnell and Boy George). Good workouts and singing in cabarets might be good for you. In fact maybe we should start you off overseas. They can be more forgiving when they see you in a lounge setting. A glass of wine for the audience and it’ll be like you were in your heydays!

Look all we’re saying is that you need to friggin’ focus. Make the children your priority and not “getting your youth back.” Enough is enough.

Make moves bitch and stop bullshitting.

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