Lying on the Love Package

Posted by SwitchBlade

April 3, 2008

I can now fully understand the statement made by a “Who’s the Daddy” guest on the Maury Povich Show. He said “…my man ain’t never lied on me, I’m ain’t neva’ lied on my man…“. Meaning he had no need to lie on his love package about who he did or didn’t sleep with. This was all to state that he never slept with a woman who was claiming that he was the father of her child.

Why do people feel they must create stories that they are sleeping with or have slept with individuals they have never had the pleasure of knowing? Are their lives that dull, empty, or worthless that they must force their imagination to life?

Men and women are creating make-believe fantasy worlds at an alarming rate and are dragging innocent people into them daily. The way Maury’s guest felt is how I feel about fools who lie about who they sleep with. Unfortunately many have been the victims of these vicious abductions and have no reasons why people continue to believe that they would not fight the bullshyt. This is what you should do. Don’t be secretive about your shyt but don’t broadcast it either. If you’re being accused, clear your name and be done with them and their bullshyt. If it happened, own it. Have no shame about the past; and appreciate that it not be recreated for you. Have standards and if they’re not up to par then they’re just not. They need to get over it and move the hell on.

People need to realize that just because their advances are not being accepted that’s no reason to twist events around (like the government) and recreate F.N. history. That gets you no where and no closer to The Love Package. What’s even funnier is that most of the time these fools are the ones spreading drama, about themselves, to help create rumors. Like washed up entertainers who have no careers, lives, or fans that they must create juicy lies to get people talking about them again. Once again they can feel important - even if for only a brief moment. Most people have no need for these tactics therefore, strongly despising those who use it. If your life is boring take a damn trip or buy some F.N. friends. Re-evaluate your shyt and leave others out of the nonsense. Not only is it sad but just down right pathetic.

Blow up dolls are for sale all over the world. Someone has to have discount hookers somewhere. Save up the money and treat yourself. Hell use your hands if you’re cheap just leave others [that you have never banged and never will] out of the equation. Not only is it unfair but it is a misrepresentation of how they roll. Once it gets out that you never hit it, it becomes clear how really sad you are.

- Switch

Thanx 4 Nothin’