After an amazing 50th anniversary the Grammy’s decided that to put on another great show would be too much work to do for consecutive years. So we were stuck with the shit feast that occurred this year.

Congrats to Bono for another boring performance of him lifting his leg on stage. Looking as if he needed to urinate on his crappy performance. Whitney, looking stunning and sounding drugged, received a standing ovation when she walked on stage to present the R&B album of the year award. Question: Why was she speaking like that when referring to Clive Davis – her creator? Slurred speech, the return of the crazy eye. I’ll chock it up to her being sleepy.

Now we have all given condolences for Hudson’s loss, but not is NOT the time to hand shit out with teary eyes and closed ears. Hudson did NOT have the BEST R&B album of 2008. In fact the album was delayed, redone, and still a disappointment to listeners. Eric Bennett, Boyz II Men, Raphael Sadiq, Al Green?? All passed over for her. NEXT!!

Justin Timberlake relayed a story to the audience that by hearing a few songs by Al Green was all he needed to know about soul. WTF is he going through? Why are lost individuals always quick to speak those misguided thoughts and no one challenges them on their bullshit?!!?? Well you been challenged dipstick! Hearing a few Al Green tunes, hell an entire fucking Al Green album does not place you in proper standing to know all you need to know about soul. Shit. If that’s the case then the three Aerosmith albums, two Guns ‘N Roses songs, and one Queen album I’ve heard should make me a fucking Rock ‘N Roll Aficionado! Dry ass jokes and corny looks is what this fool used to present Al Green as the next performer along with Boyz II Men and Keith Urban. Keith Urban?? Why because they’re supposed to represent the Memphis sound? Why is Timberlake performing? He doesn’t NEED to sing with every NEGRO. Can he be a damn audience member for once?!! The Timberlake overload has happened – GO AWAY! Was Urban and his guitar needed in accompanying Rev. Green? Why were Boyz II Men backup singers? Who’s bullshit idea was this? Boyz II Men were briefly spotted in the dark background after a quick rewind and pause action.

No need to speak on presenters unless they become a must. Performances first, awards secondary to never since they are usually bullshit like the first one presented for the night.

Cold Play’s lead performed a song that could have been done without. He did his usual hopping behind the piano and then what appeared to be Jay-Z popped up unnecessarily and completely made the song useless. Nothing but confusion and a mess was all that could be said for that performance. Cold Play quickly lead into Viva la Vida to save energy and face – good call. The squatting and continued hopping was unneeded but that is his quirk. Bono raising a leg; he hopped.

Carrie Underwood was up to bat and not much could be heard or understood over her band. Not interested in trying to figure it out. (bathroom break!)

Rev Al Green and Duffy presented the Song of the Year as they both sang top past winners beforehand. Cold Play won that and lead into Kid Rock’s performance and another bathroom break.

Taylor Swift and Miley Sirus were next and Swift looked as though she was on the brink of tears (as usual) and Sirus’ strong yet grating voice didn’t seem to be the best for the harmony. Did Sirus always have a twang?

Hudson returned to perform. Although she has strong vocals I wish I knew what she was saying throughout most of the song. Aah, a choir – the usual ‘soulful’ move that helped me understand what what being said. Then tears to cap the event. Guess she dug deep towards her ordeal to feel the song. Interesting Side Note: Hudson performed after the majority of her family was murdered and was still able to behave in a professional manner. She found no reason to behave the way Kanye Waste (thanks to an T.B.C. associate) did after his mother passed from a cosmetic surgery mishap.

Snack time called once the Jonas Brothers hit the stage. Then I almost dropped my sandwich when I saw Stevie Wonder on the same stage. WTF is going on here?!!? Why are the Black legendary artists being thrusted with these whack jobs? Was it me or was there a resounding ‘No’ when the audience was asked if that pairing was ‘awesome?’ People werewaking up from the booze and boos were sounding. Who’s twisted wet dream was that?

Katie Perry came next screaming over her music too and climbing out of a banana in a fruit suit. You had to see it.

Not sounding like the strongest vocalist but so far this is her one hit and it’s going on two years.

Unfortunately Kanye Waste performed. At least at was American Boy with Estelle. I watched the performance because I like her and her performance was on point. Waste looked like a mess. His mop was grown out and he dressed as if he was a throw back to a bad prom date from the flashy 80s. Jazmine Sullivan was passed over but she’ll have her time as she’s already a huge hit.

Bathroom break called as Kenny Chesney performed and I was glad to answer.

MIA, preggers and all performed in sneakers but was accompanied by the Rap Pack. They were deemed that after some award was given to Dean Martin of the Rat Pack. Jay-Z, T.I., Lil Wayne, and Kanye Waste. All were very uncalled for. I wanted to hear MIA not them. The one who created these collaborations should be hung.

Another Side Note: For as long as I have ever watched an award show, only ONE Lifetime Achievement Award has ever been given. This year the Grammy’s gave out at least THREE L.A.A.s and the question remains – WHY? The hypothesis of the moment is that someone told the Grammy’s that it’s Black History Month (or what T.B.C. would like to call Bamboozled Month) and they decided to fit everyone in one year. However, that’s a piss poor excuse as the Grammy’s happens the same time EVERY YEAR and the Negros are lucky to be mentioned yet alone get so much fan fare. So the month couldn’t be the reason. Then I thought maybe it’s because Bam Bam is President. Oh, the “1st Negro” so the other Negros should all get awards and then they can be deemed humanitarians…. Not feeling it Grammy’s – Not feeling it!! The three winners that I know of were: 1) Hank Jones: Jazz Pianist; 2) The Four Tops: Legendary R&B Group; and 3) The Blind Boys of Alabama: Gospel Group.

Samuel L. Jackson introduced T.I. and Timberlake as the next performers. Oh goody, another Timberlake performance. *insert sarcasm here* NAP!!

Neil Portnow rolled out onto the stage to talk shit about BamBam. He ass-fucked the ‘Yes We Can’ slogan to death. Then he attempted to request that Secretary of the Arts be a new cabinet seat created. Ah-HA! The scam has been realized. He had all the Negros recognized so he could get some crap seat named for the arts?! Whatever dude. Keep it moving and go cash another check for an award given.

Soon after Smokey Robinson shuffles out to honor the Four Tops with a Lifetime Achievement Award. The remaining original member, Duke Fakir, appeared to accept the award. Levi Stubbs was the third original member to die and he passed during October 2008. Fakir perform with Smokey, Ne-Yo and sadly, Jaimie Foxx.

One of the ultimate Jews made an appearance – Neil Diamond. No need to sing apparently – he SPOKE most of his song while the audience sang what they could remember. I remember him in his prime and he sang. Were we supposed to be in a cabaret?? Who would have thought that N.D. would unite the Grammy’s? Or did the audience simply feel bad that Neil might have been up past his bedtime? “Thank you Vegas and good night” (was the look on N.D.’s face at the end; he probably forgot where he was).

Next was the remembrance of those who passed and after was a tribute to Bo Diddly by one of Jazz’s greatest – B.B. King and some of his friends. A great performance for a great performer and legend passed.

Robin Thicke accompanied Lil Wayne and Allen Toussaint (music legend). Liking Thicke kept me watching. Watching, I almost gave up my I Heart Robin Thicke Card. Another Katrina tribute yet still no word from the new prez about money for the victims of Katrina. However, $300 billion was given to Israel less than a week after he got into office. Interesting. The New Orleans chant quickly became old as well as the jigabooing of the dancers with scarfs and umbrellas in their attempt to recreate Mardi Gras. Dance ya’ll asses to the White House for your $300 billion! Will I Am is a fool.

Grant and Krauss performed next. I went for a water break.

Then Stevie Wonder returned solo to sing another “we are love” type song to end the show. Another performance that I am willing to watch and these sloppy roaches show commercials and have some dame talking over his performance. Straight crap.

This will be the final Grammy and award show that will be viewed. No need to waste another year watching shit.

Shut it down bitches!!