This year Queen Latifah got an audience and she sang a medley as the intro. I love Queen, but this year she and LL both got caught in the corny zone for intros. Either way, the show is officially underway. As the “mi gentes” lost four channels between two cable carriers, we’re told that the choices have been made by us.
The crowd goes wild over Ellen Degeneres, but I’m still at a loss about her. She won for best Talk (again) and she gave a “sorry” to Oprah that she show got ‘canceled.’ Haha. Not. Is it a bad sign that I’m already bored? Fave comedy film went to The Proposal as they beat out a few other good ones. I actually did like that film. So I concur. Next to present was Tim Gunn and the dull Nichole from the dead Pussycat Dolls presenting a preview to the ten thousandth remake of fucking Robin Hood with and elderly cast. Guess Robin Hood will be swinging from trees in a wheelchair in the next remake.
Then Queen L did a spoof of Paranormal Activity and Cloris Leachman was in it. Hysterical. Better than the movie. Rascal Flatts was up and presented the fave R&B artist(s). Mariah won another award through the blind faith of her fans and was escorted by her trained monkey, Nick Cannon (the new Bobby Houston). Why did she look drunk giving shout-outs to the camera. Thanks to her tacky shout to her husband, my dinner rejoined me.
Queen L is looking ravishing for the show with her multiple changes and this brightened up the moment. Next Kate Walsh came out looking weird. She presented fave TV comedy actor. Steve Carell won again and beat out a few other very funny guys. Touch category, tough. His speech was funny – that’s what she said. Sofia and James Garner presented fave tv comedy actress. They did a slap stunt – was that best after all the physical abuse in the entertainment industry the past year? Hmmm, I’d say no. Oh well. Alyson Hannigan won – Thank goodness. No more stroking the 30 Rock chick.
Jeff Probst, host of Survivor showed a preview of the new season of Survivors: Heroes vs. Villains. I’ll watch that shit. Fast fwd to Sandra Bullock who won fave drama actress. Hugh Jackman won fave action star. The next spoof was The Queen in Twilight; I could have skipped that. Inglourious Basterds won for fave indie film. Should have been fave crap film. Fave Breakout Movie Actor went to the creepy looking dude who was the were-wolf in Twilight 2 – Taylor Lautner. Next popped up Josh Hollan and Jennifer Goodwin to present Fave male artist – Keith Urban. Yawn #2.
Colbie Caltlait and Debbie Lavadoe introduced Cobra Starship and ex-PCD, Nichole co-appeared on the stage with them. The song was perfect – “…hot mess and he’s still loving the girl…” The song was “I Make Those Good Girls Gone Bad” or something like that. I don’t follow them so I’m not sure nor do I care – much. Next up was Jessica Alba who apparently has a film coming out called Valentine’s Day. She presented fave Blog Celeb (really, we need this category? NOT). Either way Ashton Kutcher won this – bore # 3.
Katherine Morris and Ray Grumberg presented fave new tv drama. Vampire Diaries won this. They also presented fave new tv comedy which Glee won and I agree. I watch an episode for the first time tonight – yeah I said it, the first time. So what, I’m late – what else is new? Now the time came for the Queen to introduce the GOAT – LL Cool J. He introduced fave female artist. Taylor Swift took ANOTHER award from Beyonce. Kanye must be tight – Grammys and the VMAs better watch out! Queen L said that the new and first charity for the show is Children Safe Drinking Water. I’ll leave that alone. I’ll leave that alone… for now.
Moving along, Shasha Baron Cohen presented fave movie actor and Johnny Depp won that. He was also presented with The People’s Choice for the actor of the decade because he got the most votes ever each year for the past ten years. Looking sexy in a very scruffy, White boy way, Depp rolled out with his French-adopted accent and accepted his award. Where is he from again? Well, that was the end of the night and I was finally off to bed.
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