- Awesome Negotiations
- Family Introductions
- A-List HEAT
- Green Invasion
- Trained Legend
- Scared To Laughter
- Potter In Training
- Pawn the Ring and Cut Your Losses
- Vanilla Sleeper
- Another Hit For Washington
- Rather Go Broke
- Left In Stitches
- A Golden Touch
- Last Stand For Lawrence?
- Beast Gets Beauty
- A Sweet Thing
- MC Battles Brought To The Masses
- Potter Returns
- A Berry Happy 007
- Frodo Saves Face
- Drummed Out
- Snapped In History
- Korean I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
- Useless Films Are Still Being Made
- A Transformed Summer
- All Talk; No Action
- Bordering Good Work
- A Better Halloween
- Let’s Play Ball!
- Wanted Heartbreak
- Questioning Marriage
- An Oscar Worthy Gangster ?
- Redrum: Another Bad Negro Film
- Fred Claus Is Coming To Town
- Iron Success or Iron Dud
- Righteous, Just Righteous
- Pushed to Success
- Half-Filled Expectations
- Orphan Rage
- District Unwanted
- Sexed in the City
- Menopausal Wonderland Alice
- Princess Frog: Another Disney Negro Princess
- Not Blinded to a Great Film
- Can I Be Blue For 2010?
- 2010 is Here; 2012 Marshmallow Party Is Near
- Better Than Expected
- The Return of Hot Garbage
- Daybreakers Broke My Will
- Eli & A Book
- Another Boring, Typical Apocolypse
- Werewolves Revived
- Another Reason Why Valentine’s Day Sucks Ass
- Dreaming on Acid
- The Greek Harry Potter: Aged and Out of Sorts
- Out of Love with Paris
- Ban Us From This Island
- Breaking the Law Could Look Better
- Is This the Finest of Brooklyn?
- Any Wonder Left for Alice? Certainly Ran Out of Love
- Bourne Leaves Behind Treadstone for WMDs
- Negro Love Served on Mexican Garbage Lid
- I’m Not Sure If I Want to Know You Anymore
- Is Marriage The Way To Go?
- Death at the Box Office
- Plan For A Good Movie
- Another Unnecessary Perseus
- Unwanted Desires
- Let’s Face It, Mindy Was the Real Kick-Ass!!
- If Caves Could Cry, They Would Be In Tears Over This Film
- Government At Its best
- NuNightmare Not A Complete Nightmare
- Double the Steel, Short on the Action – Possible Spoilers
- Losers = Awesome!
- Alice: Heiress Turned Prostitute
- “Nut Up or Shut Up” – Finally, Zombies I Like!
- Keeping the Fire Burning In A Marriage Made Easy – NOT
- Leave the Thinking Outside the Theatre
- Another Cute Negro Film
- Matt Found His Niche – FINALLY!!
- Pimping A Negro Learning Kung Fu
- Another Bad Bug Film
- Despicably Lovable
- Overhyped Dead People and Shapeshifting Dogs
- Giving the Name “Indian Giver” An Entire New Meaning
- The Hunt for a Good Film for Aniston Comes Up Empty
- Salty But Good
- Burn Your Passports and Avoid This Film
- Expendably Doable
- Stepping Up Mainly For Dancers
- An Afterlife Worth Talking About
- Heists Were Better Than Ending
- Has Shyamalan Found A New Definition for Disappointment?
- I Was Tricked Into Watching Shutter Island 2!
- Finally – Good Acting From Affleck
- Standing Ovation For Colored Girls
- A Decent Wrap Up to A Bloody Franchise
- RED with Excitment
- Mega Disappointment
- Due For Annoyance
- Potter’s Ultimate Battle Begins
- Still Not Sure Why I Watched This
- Jilted Nerd Turns Revenge Into Finance
- Great Sword Technique, Senseless Film Overall
- You Had Me At “Where’s the Exit”
- Runaway Hit
- The Kids Were Wrong
- Drugs Jack Another Legendary Rock Group
- Are All Ballerinas P-noid?
- There Are Still Laughts To Be Had
- Ward: The Ultimate Comeback Kid
- The Weaker Grit
- Depp Keeps Getting Better
- A Waste of Time
- A Surprising Knight
- Another Sad Attempt At Comedy
- Proof That We Are Not “Free”
- Selleck and Kutcher Make A Good Team
- Aniston Should Switch Careers
- Boy Became A Man
- Viciousness Disguised As Research
- The Blair Witch Legacy of Suck Ass
- Not So Fame Worthy
- Where Death Began
- Hood Brings the Drama
- Gag Me Already
- Super Let Down
- I’m Ape & I’m Proud! Say It Loud!
- Still Waiting for Aniston & Sandler to Make A Grown Up Film
Film: Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring
Actor(s): Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, Cate Blanchett, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Hugo Weaving, Sean Bean, Ian Holm, Andy Serkis
Official Drop Date: December 19, 2001
Blades: 6
Grade: C
Bottom-line: If I see one more mountain I’ll stab myself with a melting snowflake.
Review: This 1st installment of the Lord of the Ring Trilogy was a very looooooooong and trying film. It seemed as though this flick had no end. Then the unbelievable happened: the ending SUCKED!! How in the world could you have people sitting there for 18 hours watching a dang screen and then just shut off the cameras???!!! That was just CRAZY!!!!!! This film was just too long for a simple dang-in introduction!! I know that each character must be acknowledged to the audience, but dang. A 5 hour movie that could have been 2! That should have been the subtitle to the title of the flick!
There were some good spots though. The story held together for the most part and the visuals were amazing. When Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry hid from a Nazgûl everyone was on the edge to see this creepy creature come to life. Elf Arwen did her thing when she came for Frodo: You want him? Come and get him Oh yeah baby!!!
Because of the length & the ending I asked for a refund: $5 of my $10 back!! Clarence had the nerve to catch attitude! I give this thing 6 blades and a C for the action and the story behind the disaster and 5 Bootleg Handcuffs to Clarence just because he gave too much attitude.
P.S. Arwen (Liv Tyler) made up for most of the drag… “If you want if; come and claim him!”
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