One Long Bad Joke

evilbreedmovieposterFilm: Evil Breed:The Legend of Samhain

Actor(s): Bobbie Phillips, Howard Rosenstein, Ginger Lynn Allen, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, Jenna Jameson, Richard Grieco, Brandi-Ann Milbradt

Official Drop Date: 2003

Blades: 1

Review: Tits and ass opens up another film that is sure to suck. Hopefully it may improve but I strongly doubt that. Seems to be another Wrong Turn, Hills Have Eyes type film as hillbillies go wild yet again. So much corny dialogue this film could be used for torture against crime. Dry jokes, sex and a group of cornballs make this film the garbage it is. Even the scene of Richard Greico being tied up did nothing for the film. The film is set in Dublin but the character Gary sounds like a bad impersonator of the Lucky Charms leprechaun and his sister, Pandora, lost her accent the longer she spoke. Rather than the name ‘Evil Breed’, this film should have been titled ‘Evil Joke’ or ‘Bad Waste of Money.’

The killers were to be inbred druids (you’ll thank me for ruining the ending – it would have ruined your movie expectations for anything else). A history lesson and another 25 minutes further into the film and STILL no more murders. More explorations of an area not on the map – typical death trap for Americans. Soon the inbred killers come back out and proceed to kill all they find. Pandora shows off her Tae-Bo skills but we quickly learn that she has not accumulated enough skills because she dies.

After all is said and done the movie did an amazing thing – it ended. It should have ended way before it did, as total confusion was not even the word for this mess.

1 blade just for a few of the murder scenes. Dave gets 0 handcuffs because you should have never allowed folks to purchase this shit.
blades: ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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