- Grease Is The Word…. Have You Heard?
- Friday Bonanza
- Bored with Dust
- Undercover Hit
- Bored Darko
- One Long Bad Joke
- Hitchhiking to Cornytown
- Not Fit for Human Viewing
- Planets Unaligned
- A Smooth Scheme
- Hide The Rabbits, Another Crazy On The Loose
- Reviving Dry Comedy
- Claymation Gone Bad
- Break the Mirror Already
- Men and Women Are Fools
- Are You An Invader?
- Firing Folks Made to Look Interesting
- The Original Invasion Was By Far the Best
- Invasion Reinvisioned
- Strange Twists
- Good Will, Still Sucky Affleck
- Derailed Money Introduces Lopez’s Acting
- The Original Minority Report
- “Wheee. What a predicament.”
- The Best Stripper Fight — EVER!
- All Aborad for a Pineapple Adventure
- Cornier Than Blair’s Witch
- Senseless Murders Over Money
- Too Much Hype Over A Drunk
- “I Don’t have Time To Bleed”
- Better Swagger in Book
- Welcome to A WTF Double Whammy
- The Heartbreak of Getting Laid
- Mistaken Identity Gone Haywire
- One Sexy Psycho
- Brotherly Chaos
- When Past Lies Resurface
- A Makeover Fit For An Ogre
- Waiting to Exhale For Men
- No Wonder Bruce Lee Was So Damn Good
- Wanted: Non-Ogre To Rule Far, Far, Far Away
- Kill the Humans; Keep the Monkey
- Another Great Stolen Story
- The Motel That Time & You Should Forget
- One of the Biggest Dissapointments in the Archives
- The Snake Was the Best Actor Here
- Straddling Between Worship and Truth
- Needy Saves the Day & the Film
- Wasted Time On Another Tarantino Film
- When Passion Becomes a Bet for Suckers
- Seduction from Valmont’s Point-of-View
- The Love of Irish Punishment
- A Real Horror Film – Halloween Edition
- Another Child’s Game Gone Wrong – Halloween Edition
- Does Religion Kill Or Just the Crazed Followers?
- A Payne To Watch
- New Found Respect For Sweetback
- Cooning Need Not Apply
- Charlie’s Oversexed Angels
- Crap with Feathers & A Beak
- Hoping To Never See These Angles Again
- G. I’m Glad This Didn’t Suck
- Finally, A Cop I Can Respect
- Was Johnny 5 Animated?
- Hott Tatt; Crazed Life
- Fighting to Keep Truth Alive Since 1921
- ‘Rules’ Make 4 Decent Flick
- A Good Move For Gooding Jr.
- Men Gone Wild
- Have A Gizmo Xmas
- Gremlins Strike Again
- The Best Fiction From 1956
- Daddy’s NOT Paranoid After All
- A Great Reason To Hate Clowns
- Cokehead Gets Jacked
- Starship Bitches
- Men In Skirts Get Physical
- The Better of the Grits
- Raced To Death & Loving It
- Great for Trekkies
- Wonka & His Oompa Sucked
- Living Advertisement
- A ‘Dream’ Worth Having
- Even Alaska Deserved Better
- The Day I Realized How Much Keanu Sucked
- Same Old, Same Old
- A Wormhole of Comedy
- Ruthless Laughter
- Road to Murder or Redemption?
- Disney’s Warrior Princess
- The Puppet Franchise Was Weak
- The Better Willy Wonka
- Troopers vs. Roaches
- Classic Hauntings of a Demon
- Careful What You Wish For
- Waste of a Concept
- Advocating for Satan Has Its Perks
- Step Down from the Spotlight
- Dear John, You’re No Notebook
- Random Calls Make for Decent Film
- True Redemption
- No Fun Left Beating the Same Jokes Down in Dodgeball
- No Shitty Holmes
- Is This the NWO Dream for 2032?
- The Legend of Fame More in My Head Than Reality
- A Film Made from a Fortune Cookie
- Weak Film with Weak Premise
- Conspiracies Make for Strong Film
- Secrets in a Marriage Shocker for Spies?
- Needed: An Escape from Crap
- Another Innocent Man Used As Pawn
Film: The Hitcher
Actor(s): Rutger Hauer, C. Thomas Howell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jeffrey DeMunn
Official Drop Date: February 21, 1986
Blades: 4
Review: I actually had high hopes for this flick and I’m unsure why. Loser in the movie almost dies because he fell asleep at the wheel. After picking up a total stranger, Paul tells his whole life story and after hitchhiker almost gets him killed again, Paul kicked him out of the car – or at least tried to. Suspense soon turns into annoyance with Paul as he’s being framed for murders left and right. What lessons have we learned boys and girls? Not to do road trips in the dessert! Paul officially lost his mind towards the end of the film and was about to take me with him.
To sum up the film: Dumbass #1 picks up dumbass #2 (blonde chick) who drops fun in a shootout. Dumbass #1 does quick thinking and recovers. From one dumb mistake to the next was the theme of the film. Now that the police and crowd see that dumbass #1 is innocent, but toolate because dumbass #2 is strung up between a cab of big rigs and the cargo haul. Seems like the hitchhiker wanted to be killed at the hands of dumbass #1 but decides to kill dumbass #2 anyway. Crazy people keep me from driving cross-country.
4 blades for keeping me watching. No handcuffs because it was a rental.
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