The Double D Syndrome
Have you ever caught the DD Syndrome? It’s an illness that has affected millions and has caused them all to do things that they wish they never did: Giving money to a fool; Staying in a useless relationship; Cooking in the wee hours of the night; Housing a jobless sucka.
Well you’ve caught it and you’ve caught it bad. The Dizzy Dick. Yep, when you can’t explain your senseless actions to family, friends or yourself. You’ve caught it The Double Ds.
Now this affliction doesn’t happen to just the ladies – oh no. Fellas catch it too. When you’ve got it the main clue is: whenever someone tells you to leave someone behind, the first thing you say is: but the sex is so good. Little do you realize that they had to perfect that one skill to keep you dizzy so you wouldn’t notice all the bull going on.
Now I’m sure there are fellas out there laughing at the DD Syndrome but let’s not forget the KP – Kryptonic Punany inflicting males and females out there. That’s right – you’re Superman/-woman and that’s you’re weakness. Punany so good that, similar to what comedian Sommore says, you apply for the Punany Credit Card (better known as Coochie Credit Card) but can only be approved for the Coupon due to poor credit.
So simply be careful out there and contain composure. Both syndromes can be costly and sometimes devastating.
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