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  • Parks was too busy attempting to speak her lies and misguided story, she was getting shut down by Judge Judy. Talking over the judge and talking about her bullshit story, Judy shuts it down and tells her that he will not be held responsible for the rest of the rent that she stayed out the lease. Judge Judy told Parks that she was not following requests to answer simple questions. Ryan even

    One Bitter Broad

    Parks was too busy attempting to speak her lies and misguided story, she was getting shut down by Judge Judy. Talking over the judge and talking about her bullshit story, Judy shuts it down and tells her that he will not be held responsible for the rest of the rent that she stayed out the lease. Judge Judy told Parks that she was not following requests to answer simple questions. Ryan even

  • Dionne Warwick is the second celeb to quit on her charity on this season of the Celebrity Apprentice. After the disappointing let down Nicki Taylor turned out to be when she didn't fight for her charity, Warwick decided

    The Legend Has Left the Building

    Dionne Warwick is the second celeb to quit on her charity on this season of the Celebrity Apprentice. After the disappointing let down Nicki Taylor turned out to be when she didn’t fight for her charity, Warwick decided

  • The end of a strange and pretty boring second season of Basketball ex-wives, ex-fiancees, ex-mistresses, & ex-employee/employee has arrived along with my thankfulness that I stopped paying for trash. Thanks to these sloppy Negros, others have begun to follow

    Basketball Attachments & “The Circle”

    The end of a strange and pretty boring second season of Basketball ex-wives, ex-fiancees, ex-mistresses, & ex-employee/employee has arrived along with my thankfulness that I stopped paying for trash. Thanks to these sloppy Negros, others have begun to follow

  • Now that the flood gates have been blown open by the Sloppy Negros of Basketball "Wives," there is a new show out for more Sloppy Negros to shine. As if the world did not already know how low grade the current rap industry can be, there has been cameras allowed to film the sloppiness.

    Mistresses, Baby Mamas & Hip Hop

    Now that the flood gates have been blown open by the Sloppy Negros of Basketball “Wives,” there is a new show out for more Sloppy Negros to shine. As if the world did not already know how low grade the current rap industry can be, there has been cameras allowed to film the sloppiness.

  • It's February 2011 and the Grammys has turned its ugly head once again. After looking at that and long ass list, over 80 damn categories, my money is on the already, highly profiled artists to walk away with the tainted statues. Talented artists will be looked over for another year as the WOS continue to bullshit America into thinking that talented artists actually have a chance to be noticed and given proper attention. Artists such as Calvin Richardson, whose album, America's Most Wanted, dropped

    Will the Grammys Be Good or Another Shit Fest?

    It’s February 2011 and the Grammys has turned its ugly head once again. After looking at that and long ass list, over 80 damn categories, my money is on the already, highly profiled artists to walk away with the tainted statues. Talented artists will be looked over for another year as the WOS continue to bullshit America into thinking that talented artists actually have a chance to be noticed and given proper attention. Artists such as Calvin Richardson, whose album, America’s Most Wanted, dropped

  • This cop show seems to be one on a long list of cop shows that launched in 2010 - the only difference is that it outlasted the majority of its competitors. Perhaps it was the powerful cast that the creators put together that includes the Ultimate Promoter

    Good, Bad, Crooked: True Blues of NYC

    This cop show seems to be one on a long list of cop shows that launched in 2010 – the only difference is that it outlasted the majority of its competitors. Perhaps it was the powerful cast that the creators put together that includes the Ultimate Promoter

  • espite the truth that there are no set programs, more than half of the shows are unconfirmed, the first week or more have only been previews of what MIGHT be shown, and more than half of all television viewers have yet to see anything on the OWN Network, mainstream

    New OWN Lies Spread

    espite the truth that there are no set programs, more than half of the shows are unconfirmed, the first week or more have only been previews of what MIGHT be shown, and more than half of all television viewers have yet to see anything on the OWN Network, mainstream

  • The sections I did watch made me sad to see them and one out of the two performances that I watched disturbed me. If you watched the show and were honest with yourself on any parts of it, then you'll admit that Selena Gomez was horrible as a live act last

    People’s Choice Sucked Ass

    The sections I did watch made me sad to see them and one out of the two performances that I watched disturbed me. If you watched the show and were honest with yourself on any parts of it, then you’ll admit that Selena Gomez was horrible as a live act last

  • First off, the lead female needed to be sacrificed sooner than she was. The movie opens up like the original with a flash back to 1963 when the adults were sacrificed to help end a drought in Gatlin, Nebraska. These little kids were getting busy on their parents and other adults and didn't have a care in the world. The remake showed a little

    Children of the Corn Revamped

    First off, the lead female needed to be sacrificed sooner than she was. The movie opens up like the original with a flash back to 1963 when the adults were sacrificed to help end a drought in Gatlin, Nebraska. These little kids were getting busy on their parents and other adults and didn’t have a care in the world. The remake showed a little

  • They came back with Katy Perry's suck ass, but we'll see how she performs tonight. Ummm, we were right. She sounded like shit too. As she wore her dress of death/red fire/ what the hell it was, she screeched her life away on a glittered mic. Then, still screeching 'Firework' her unitard/retarded outfit was revealed. These chicks are doing the rip away like it's going

    2010 AMAs: Nightmares, Comebacks, & NON-SINGERS

    They came back with Katy Perry’s suck ass, but we’ll see how she performs tonight. Ummm, we were right. She sounded like shit too. As she wore her dress of death/red fire/ what the hell it was, she screeched her life away on a glittered mic. Then, still screeching ‘Firework’ her unitard/retarded outfit was revealed. These chicks are doing the rip away like it’s going

  • Attempting to cushion the viewing quota of documentaries, Google fit somewhat nicely - given the virus-like invasion the company has participated in. While many have fallen in love with and even accepted the redefining of the word "research," there are many who question Googles' (and other firms like it) true intentions.

    Inside Google’s Twisted Mind

    Attempting to cushion the viewing quota of documentaries, Google fit somewhat nicely – given the virus-like invasion the company has participated in. While many have fallen in love with and even accepted the redefining of the word “research,” there are many who question Googles’ (and other firms like it) true intentions.

  • Syfy has become the official joke of cable television especially since they insist on making horribly bad movies. These movies are so bad, one only watches when they are laying on their death bed, can’t find the remote control, suffering from the flu, the batteries in the remote are dead, or absolutely NOTHING else is on cable. I’m suffering from BOMMNISWTSHBTTES, the Bored Out of My Mind and Now I'm Stuck Waiting To See How Badly This Thing Ends Syndrome.

    Another Bad Bug Film

    Syfy has become the official joke of cable television especially since they insist on making horribly bad movies. These movies are so bad, one only watches when they are laying on their death bed, can’t find the remote control, suffering from the flu, the batteries in the remote are dead, or absolutely NOTHING else is on cable. I’m suffering from BOMMNISWTSHBTTES, the Bored Out of My Mind and Now I’m Stuck Waiting To See How Badly This Thing Ends Syndrome.

  • I have actually grown to like the Jersey chics as they make me laugh at foolishness. I’m not as disgusted as when I see the Atlanta women (mainly two of them) act like fools. The two sisters (Dina and Caroline) go to bat for each other and those they care about, unless they believe them to be in the wrong. Jacqueline is the in-law that tries to get along with everyone, including the nut job that is Danielle. This woman believes that she is more attractive than she is (but if you don't promote yourself, no one else might) and she

    Housewives: New Jersey Time

    I have actually grown to like the Jersey chics as they make me laugh at foolishness. I’m not as disgusted as when I see the Atlanta women (mainly two of them) act like fools. The two sisters (Dina and Caroline) go to bat for each other and those they care about, unless they believe them to be in the wrong. Jacqueline is the in-law that tries to get along with everyone, including the nut job that is Danielle. This woman believes that she is more attractive than she is (but if you don’t promote yourself, no one else might) and she

  • The Negros gathered once more to collect the rewards for being top coons and applaud those who were considered top coons. The joke of 2010 at this Coonfest was that Justin Bieber was nominated for a reward as a cross-over artist. Crossing over into what? Coonetry? For being a Snow surrounded by the most Coons and employing them? Please.

    The Coon Rewards 2010

    The Negros gathered once more to collect the rewards for being top coons and applaud those who were considered top coons. The joke of 2010 at this Coonfest was that Justin Bieber was nominated for a reward as a cross-over artist. Crossing over into what? Coonetry? For being a Snow surrounded by the most Coons and employing them? Please.

  • When will Jill fall off the face of the Earth? Out of all the bitterness and cat fights she’s one of the worse at getting drama started only to poorly lie about not understanding why she is hated. Then there are her two minions who are only around to gossip. When they were on the outs with her they crapped on her rep and now they are sucking her toes. After telling Bethany to get lost, Jill now acts as though she is a victim and is shocked that Bethany is not on her knees calling her or begging her to criticize her.

    Housewives: New York Moments

    When will Jill fall off the face of the Earth? Out of all the bitterness and cat fights she’s one of the worse at getting drama started only to poorly lie about not understanding why she is hated. Then there are her two minions who are only around to gossip. When they were on the outs with her they crapped on her rep and now they are sucking her toes. After telling Bethany to get lost, Jill now acts as though she is a victim and is shocked that Bethany is not on her knees calling her or begging her to criticize her.

  • Season 1 of the HBO series “True Blood” was better than the mass confusion that was Season 2. Although there were many elements added that were never in the first book, Season 1 did a better job. Season two was all over the place and lost its flavor somewhere in episode three. Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) was more annoying than in the books and Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) was too broody. Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) and the vamp he made was an unneeded addition. In hopes to give all the characters something to do, the show’s creator(s) fucked things up. The maenad named Maryann Forrester (Michelle Forbes) was given too much screen time and Stackhouse was too busy begging for the lives of fools.

    True Blood: Season 1 & 2 Wrap-Up – Preparing for Season 3

    Season 1 of the HBO series “True Blood” was better than the mass confusion that was Season 2. Although there were many elements added that were never in the first book, Season 1 did a better job. Season two was all over the place and lost its flavor somewhere in episode three. Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) was more annoying than in the books and Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) was too broody. Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) and the vamp he made was an unneeded addition. In hopes to give all the characters something to do, the show’s creator(s) fucked things up. The maenad named Maryann Forrester (Michelle Forbes) was given too much screen time and Stackhouse was too busy begging for the lives of fools.

  • After having a few drinks and hugging my bottle of whiskey I'm fully prepared to watch the next few episodes of VD (how ironic that the initials of the weak teen drama

    When Garbage Survives – Season One Catch-up & Beyond Pt.3

    After having a few drinks and hugging my bottle of whiskey I’m fully prepared to watch the next few episodes of VD (how ironic that the initials of the weak teen drama “Vampire Diaries” is the same for Venereal Diseases). Damon stakes Alaric during a fight but he stays alive because of a ring that was given to him by his wife. Soon all vamps are out of the tomb and staying on the outskirts of town. Another set of lover vamps, Frederick and Bethanne, wanted revenge against the Salvatore brothers

  • Scrawny half-naked White boys prancing around the screen unnecessarily with chicken/crab legs and encouraging gag reflexes to go off - this show needs to amp things up. Bonnie is not too fond of Stefan and Elena wants them to get to know each other. When I saw Stefan in shorts I got a craving for some crab legs or fried chicken. Tanner is murdered by Damon and Alaric

    When Garbage Survives – Season One Catch-up Pt.2

    Scrawny half-naked White boys prancing around the screen unnecessarily with chicken/crab legs and encouraging gag reflexes to go off – this show needs to amp things up. Bonnie is not too fond of Stefan and Elena wants them to get to know each other. When I saw Stefan in shorts I got a craving for some crab legs or fried chicken. Tanner is murdered by Damon and Alaric

  • "Vampire Diaries" seems to be another bloated show that is hyped only by squealing teens who know nothing about good television. Think "Gossip Girls" with walking dead people and you've got yourself an episode of vampire diaries.

    When Garbage Survives – Season One Catch-up Pt.1

    “Vampire Diaries” seems to be another bloated show that is hyped only by squealing teens who know nothing about good television. Think “Gossip Girls” with walking dead people and you’ve got yourself an episode of vampire diaries.

  • <img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4777" title="judgealex" src="http://bootleggerschronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/judgealex.jpg" alt="judgealex" width="180" height="167" />Reva Williams was suing Robin Knox for $600 allegedly that she lent money to Knox to help pay for a gate that her son was building for her. Knox said that the money was not a loan and that Matthews’ son never completed the job. She countersued for $2500 to hire someone else to finish the gate. Matthews was quick to throw stones and insults as she attacked Knox’s character and Knox was more than eager to retaliate. Matthews’ mentally unstable son was fresh out of the loony bin when Knox (after 35-yrs) saw him again. She claimed that no one told her of Mr. Matthews’ mental instability despite her admittance to knowing that he had drug and alcohol problems. What type of hot mess is that? Would one really need a third strike to decide that perhaps an abuser of substances may not be the best choice for gate welding and no references?

    Crazy at the Gate vs. Psycho in the Kitchen

    judgealexReva Williams was suing Robin Knox for $600 allegedly that she lent money to Knox to help pay for a gate that her son was building for her. Knox said that the money was not a loan and that Matthews’ son never completed the job. She countersued for $2500 to hire someone else to finish the gate. Matthews was quick to throw stones and insults as she attacked Knox’s character and Knox was more than eager to retaliate. Matthews’ mentally unstable son was fresh out of the loony bin when Knox (after 35-yrs) saw him again. She claimed that no one told her of Mr. Matthews’ mental instability despite her admittance to knowing that he had drug and alcohol problems. What type of hot mess is that? Would one really need a third strike to decide that perhaps an abuser of substances may not be the best choice for gate welding and no references?

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