quickies Archive

  • A judge decided to drop the charges against NFL's 1999 Hall of Famer, Lawrence Taylor, but he must now be registered as a Sex Offender and be on probation for sexing an under-aged prostitute. Since when do dudes card prostitutes? And since when does banging out a prostitute become a sexual offense? This shit is out of control and fucked up? Does him being a Negro play a role in this sexual offense registry?

    Lawrence Taylor to Become Registered Sex Offender

    A judge decided to drop the charges against NFL’s 1999 Hall of Famer, Lawrence Taylor, but he must now be registered as a Sex Offender and be on probation for sexing an under-aged prostitute. Since when do dudes card prostitutes? And since when does banging out a prostitute become a sexual offense? This shit is out of control and fucked up? Does him being a Negro play a role in this sexual offense registry?

  • As the ignorant dude that Game has portrayed himself to be for years, he expressed that only the men who have sex with both genders spread HIV and other STDs. Like a retarded fish that downs in his own shit, Game kept name dropping and capitalizing GAY as if it were an acronym for something. Umm, Game, there are more than enough STRAIGHT men who fuck random women and spread HIV and random STDs with no homosexual tendencies coming into play. So the wind blows in all directions.

    Game: Desperately Wanting to Leap Out of His Own Closet?

    As the ignorant dude that Game has portrayed himself to be for years, he expressed that only the men who have sex with both genders spread HIV and other STDs. Like a retarded fish that downs in his own shit, Game kept name dropping and capitalizing GAY as if it were an acronym for something. Umm, Game, there are more than enough STRAIGHT men who fuck random women and spread HIV and random STDs with no homosexual tendencies coming into play. So the wind blows in all directions.

  • When a ship of sting ray aliens crash land, they are on a mission for survival. The only way they can make it is to find live hosts and implement their will onto the unwilling host. They are able to send high frequency signals to identify which is host

    Attack of the Alien Sting Rays

    When a ship of sting ray aliens crash land, they are on a mission for survival. The only way they can make it is to find live hosts and implement their will onto the unwilling host. They are able to send high frequency signals to identify which is host

  • Daytime soap operas have been struggling since 2000. That was when writers officially gave up attempting to create new, exciting, stimulating storylines. They simply threw all their eggs into their same, broken, aged, tattered, decrepit

    OLTL & AMC: Their Swan Songs (Overdue)

    Daytime soap operas have been struggling since 2000. That was when writers officially gave up attempting to create new, exciting, stimulating storylines. They simply threw all their eggs into their same, broken, aged, tattered, decrepit

  • It's about fucking time those tired ass broads were wiped off the roaster for television. To televise such bullshit is sad. Bad enough the Jersey twats are still on, but at least the

    The Bogus Ladies of DC: Cancelled

    It’s about fucking time those tired ass broads were wiped off the roaster for television. To televise such bullshit is sad. Bad enough the Jersey twats are still on, but at least the

  • Is there something wrong when white people know more about Negro culture than Negros? They cherish Negro music and movies more than Negros do. What is really going on? Why do Negros have such a disconnect

    Have I Neglected My Negro Duties?

    Is there something wrong when white people know more about Negro culture than Negros? They cherish Negro music and movies more than Negros do. What is really going on? Why do Negros have such a disconnect

  • "You's a Bitch like Zeta Phi Beta muthafucka." A clear lyric from "Gonorrhea" off his new album, "I'm Not Human." Since he likes to "call them as he sees them," we'll do the same. As I began to listen to this album in order to review it I was confronted with this lyric. I could careless about Fraternities and Sororities because of behaviors and discoveries

    Did Lil Wayne Call Zeta Phi Betas Bitches? Some Apples To Suck On…

    “You’s a Bitch like Zeta Phi Beta muthafucka.” A clear lyric from “Gonorrhea” off his new album, “I’m Not Human.” Since he likes to “call them as he sees them,” we’ll do the same. As I began to listen to this album in order to review it I was confronted with this lyric. I could careless about Fraternities and Sororities because of behaviors and discoveries

  • Today we'll drop our review of the new West album. Does he really have power or is it an ugly dark twisted fantasy?

    Up Next: Review of Kanye West’s New Album (11/15/2010)

    Today we’ll drop our review of the new West album. Does he really have power or is it an ugly dark twisted fantasy?

  • Lindsay Lohan was given 90 days of jail time to be served at the same "over crowded celeb camp" that Paris Hilton was in and where Lohan spent a few seconds. I'm sure she'll be out in another blink of an eye – literally. That’s how Cali celebs roll.

    Lohan to Return to Prison

    Lindsay Lohan was given 90 days of jail time to be served at the same “over crowded celeb camp” that Paris Hilton was in and where Lohan spent a few seconds. I’m sure she’ll be out in another blink of an eye – literally. That’s how Cali celebs roll.

  • I have actually grown to like the Jersey chics as they make me laugh at foolishness. I’m not as disgusted as when I see the Atlanta women (mainly two of them) act like fools. The two sisters (Dina and Caroline) go to bat for each other and those they care about, unless they believe them to be in the wrong. Jacqueline is the in-law that tries to get along with everyone, including the nut job that is Danielle. This woman believes that she is more attractive than she is (but if you don't promote yourself, no one else might) and she

    Housewives: New Jersey Time

    I have actually grown to like the Jersey chics as they make me laugh at foolishness. I’m not as disgusted as when I see the Atlanta women (mainly two of them) act like fools. The two sisters (Dina and Caroline) go to bat for each other and those they care about, unless they believe them to be in the wrong. Jacqueline is the in-law that tries to get along with everyone, including the nut job that is Danielle. This woman believes that she is more attractive than she is (but if you don’t promote yourself, no one else might) and she

  • When will Jill fall off the face of the Earth? Out of all the bitterness and cat fights she’s one of the worse at getting drama started only to poorly lie about not understanding why she is hated. Then there are her two minions who are only around to gossip. When they were on the outs with her they crapped on her rep and now they are sucking her toes. After telling Bethany to get lost, Jill now acts as though she is a victim and is shocked that Bethany is not on her knees calling her or begging her to criticize her.

    Housewives: New York Moments

    When will Jill fall off the face of the Earth? Out of all the bitterness and cat fights she’s one of the worse at getting drama started only to poorly lie about not understanding why she is hated. Then there are her two minions who are only around to gossip. When they were on the outs with her they crapped on her rep and now they are sucking her toes. After telling Bethany to get lost, Jill now acts as though she is a victim and is shocked that Bethany is not on her knees calling her or begging her to criticize her.

  • The legendary Benny Ninja of The House of Ninja made an appearance at Thomson Reuters for New York Pride. The GLBT Network hosted the Screening of How Do I Look? a documentary on the Legendary Balls that have taken the world by storm and have given births to legends such as Anji and Jose Xtravaganza, Benny and Willi Ninja, Kevin Aviance,

    The House of Ninja Rocks Thomson Rueters

    The legendary Benny Ninja of The House of Ninja made an appearance at Thomson Reuters for New York Pride. The GLBT Network hosted the Screening of How Do I Look? a documentary on the Legendary Balls that have taken the world by storm and have given births to legends such as Anji and Jose Xtravaganza, Benny and Willi Ninja, Kevin Aviance,

  • Perez Hilton fumbles once more with another tacky move as he now has to answer for posting a semi-lude photo of his "beloved" Miley Cyrus. However, is Hilton getting a bad rap for a misunderstanding? I in no way hate or like this fool. He's a blip in the world that means nothing but is the media misrepresenting what he posted about

    Is Perez Misunderstood or a Bonified Ass Clown?

    Perez Hilton fumbles once more with another tacky move as he now has to answer for posting a semi-lude photo of his “beloved” Miley Cyrus. However, is Hilton getting a bad rap for a misunderstanding? I in no way hate or like this fool. He’s a blip in the world that means nothing but is the media misrepresenting what he posted about

  • just had a WTF? Moment as I saw a mother walking with her two small children. One had a bad weave with red streaks (probably 8 yrs old)and the with a bob wig (6 yrs old). WTF? Small children don't want to rock

    WTF? Small Children with Bad Weaves and Wigs

    just had a WTF? Moment as I saw a mother walking with her two small children. One had a bad weave with red streaks (probably 8 yrs old)and the with a bob wig (6 yrs old). WTF? Small children don’t want to rock

  • This week the world has lost Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper.

    Coleman & Hopper Pass Away

    This week the world has lost Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper.

  • Tomorrow night (Saturday, May 22) Bound By Substance will be performing at NYC's notable and famous Bitter End. I just hope the fellas consider playing some classics such as

    Get Your Rock On – BBS Style

    Tomorrow night (Saturday, May 22) Bound By Substance will be performing at NYC’s notable and famous Bitter End. I just hope the fellas consider playing some classics such as “Drink the Water.”

  • The second NKOTB Cruise sets sail today and the sea will heat up once more with exclusive performances, special treats, and meet n' greets with the fellas. Get in where you fit in!

    NKOTB Sets Sail Once More

    The second NKOTB Cruise sets sail today and the sea will heat up once more with exclusive performances, special treats, and meet n’ greets with the fellas. Get in where you fit in!

  • To who, his dealer? Man, someone's doing white lines this month for sure!

Going back to his old formula of Baby Mama first - possible wife second; Bobby Brown (ex- Mr. Houston to most of us) will be saying

    Happy Engagement Mr. Brown (Ex-Mr. Houston)

    To who, his dealer? Man, someone’s doing white lines this month for sure!

    Going back to his old formula of Baby Mama first – possible wife second; Bobby Brown (ex- Mr. Houston to most of us) will be saying “I do” once again. After his 15-yr rocky (get it, ROCK-y) marriage to Whitney Houston ended

  • Apollo Legends Hall of Fame Inductees will be honored with a star on the new Apollo Walk of Fame. Anything to save a dying establishment - hopefully they will be able to be declared an official landmark. Smokey Robinson, Patti LaBelle, Quincy Jones, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Ella Fitzgerald, and James Brown will be a few of the first to receive their stars on the 125th Street sidewalk dedication today around 11 am. I wonder if Lena Horne or NKOTB will get their stars eventually. Not sure about Hone, but NKOTB was on the wall of Apollo Legends that performed at the theatre

    Apollo Installs Walk of Fame (Star 4 NKOTB?) #nkotb

    Apollo Legends Hall of Fame Inductees will be honored with a star on the new Apollo Walk of Fame. Anything to save a dying establishment – hopefully they will be able to be declared an official landmark. Smokey Robinson, Patti LaBelle, Quincy Jones, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Ella Fitzgerald, and James Brown will be a few of the first to receive their stars on the 125th Street sidewalk dedication today around 11 am. I wonder if Lena Horne or NKOTB will get their stars eventually. Not sure about Hone, but NKOTB was on the wall of Apollo Legends that performed at the theatre

  • Lena Horne, an Entertainment Legend, passes away Saturday night in New York. She was one of the first Negros to help break major roadblocks for Negro entertainers. Despite her many early accomplishments she spoke of her frustrations of not being allowed to socialize with many of her White counterparts after a performance. Gone at 92 Ms. Horne will never be forgotten.

    Good-Bye Ms. Horne: Another Legend Passes Away

    Lena Horne, an Entertainment Legend, passes away Saturday night in New York. She was one of the first Negros to help break major roadblocks for Negro entertainers. Despite her many early accomplishments she spoke of her frustrations of not being allowed to socialize with many of her White counterparts after a performance. Gone at 92 Ms. Horne will never be forgotten.

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