Burn Your Passports and Avoid This Film

Film: Eat, Pray, Love

Actor(s): Julia Roberts, Javier Bardem, Billy Curdup, Richard Jenkins, Viola Davis, James Franco, Christine Hakim, Hadi Subiyanto, Tuva Novotny, Luca Argentero, Giuseppe Gandini, Rushita Singh, Anakia Lapae, Arlene Tur

Official Drop Date: August 13, 2010

Grade: WTF?

Blade(s): None

Bottom-line: A waste of time, energy, and money

Review: Just when I began to get over the disastrous remake of Piranha, I got sucked into a $6 showing of Eat, Pray, Love. If the book sucks as much as the film there is no reason to read it. It was so bad I walked out.

Issues don’t even begin to describe this woman’s problems. A bad midlife crisis film with a woman who can’t get her shit together long enough to realize that it was her, not life, that was useless. This is just bad film for Roberts and the Summer of 2010. Her “problems” was meaningless and no real problems at all. A goose egg and WTF?

The industry owes me $6!

blades: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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