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Still Waiting for Aniston & Sandler to Make A Grown Up Film Another Innocent Man Used As Pawn Conspiracies Make for Strong Film I’m Ape & I’m Proud! Say It Loud! Advocating for Satan Has Its Perks Is This the NWO Dream for 2032? Dear John, You’re No Notebook No Fun Left Beating the Same Jokes Down in Dodgeball A Film Made from a Fortune Cookie Careful What You Wish For Random Calls Make for Decent Film Did Anaconda Kill Sci-Fi? Super Let Down Needed: An Escape from Crap Secrets in a Marriage Shocker for Spies? Weak Film with Weak Premise The Legend of Fame More in My Head Than Reality Waste of a Concept No Shitty Holmes True Redemption Troopers vs. Roaches Hood Brings the Drama Classic Hauntings of a Demon Step Down from the Spotlight Disney’s Warrior Princess Not So Fame Worthy The Better Willy Wonka Road to Murder or Redemption? The Puppet Franchise Was Weak The Day I Realized How Much Keanu Sucked Same Old, Same Old A Wormhole of Comedy Ruthless Laughter The Blair Witch Legacy of Suck Ass Even Alaska Deserved Better Selleck and Kutcher Make A Good Team Proof That We Are Not “Free” Viciousness Disguised As Research Another Sad Attempt At Comedy Another Avoidable Negro Play Boy Became A Man Aniston Should Switch Careers A ‘Dream’ Worth Having A Surprising Knight A Waste of Time Great for Trekkies Wonka & His Oompa Sucked Raced To Death & Loving It Depp Keeps Getting Better The Weaker Grit Where Death Began Living Advertisement Ward: The Ultimate Comeback Kid The Better of the Grits There Are Still Laughts To Be Had Men In Skirts Get Physical Are All Ballerinas P-noid? Starship Bitches Cokehead Gets Jacked A Great Reason To Hate Clowns Drugs Jack Another Legendary Rock Group The Hoff Blew Up Like His Career in 2009 Daddy’s NOT Paranoid After All The Kids Were Wrong The Best Fiction From 1956 Gremlins Strike Again Have A Gizmo Xmas Men Gone Wild A Good Move For Gooding Jr. ‘Rules’ Make 4 Decent Flick Runaway Hit Hott Tatt; Crazed Life You Had Me At “Where’s the Exit” Great Sword Technique, Senseless Film Overall Jilted Nerd Turns Revenge Into Finance Still Not Sure Why I Watched This Was Johnny 5 Animated? Children of the Corn Revamped Potter’s Ultimate Battle Begins Due For Annoyance Mega Disappointment Finally, A Cop I Can Respect G. I’m Glad This Didn’t Suck Hoping To Never See These Angles Again RED with Excitment Crap with Feathers & A Beak Charlie’s Oversexed Angels A Decent Wrap Up to A Bloody Franchise A Payne To Watch Gathering Crap & Corn Standing Ovation For Colored Girls Corn in the City Sweet Corn & Evil Scarecrows Does Religion Kill Or Just the Crazed Followers? Finally Giving Female Negros A Chance The Only Way To Celebrate Saints Another Child’s Game Gone Wrong – Halloween Edition A Real Horror Film – Halloween Edition Cooning Need Not Apply New Found Respect For Sweetback The Love of Irish Punishment Seduction from Valmont’s Point-of-View When Passion Becomes a Bet for Suckers Wasted Time On Another Tarantino Film Finally – Good Acting From Affleck I Was Tricked Into Watching Shutter Island 2! Has Shyamalan Found A New Definition for Disappointment? Needy Saves the Day & the Film Straddling Between Worship and Truth Heists Were Better Than Ending The Snake Was the Best Actor Here One of the Biggest Dissapointments in the Archives The Motel That Time & You Should Forget Another Great Stolen Story An Afterlife Worth Talking About Kill the Humans; Keep the Monkey Wanted: Non-Ogre To Rule Far, Far, Far Away The Sensless Stomp Continues No Wonder Bruce Lee Was So Damn Good Stepping Up Mainly For Dancers Expendably Doable Burn Your Passports and Avoid This Film Salty But Good Waiting to Exhale For Men A Makeover Fit For An Ogre When Past Lies Resurface Brotherly Chaos Heartbreak Leads to Bitter Toy One Sexy Psycho The Hunt for a Good Film for Aniston Comes Up Empty Giving the Name “Indian Giver” An Entire New Meaning Mistaken Identity Gone Haywire The Heartbreak of Getting Laid Welcome to A WTF Double Whammy Better Swagger in Book Overhyped Dead People and Shapeshifting Dogs Despicably Lovable “I Don’t have Time To Bleed” Too Much Hype Over A Drunk Senseless Murders Over Money Pimping A Negro Learning Kung Fu Cornier Than Blair’s Witch All Aborad for a Pineapple Adventure The Best Stripper Fight — EVER! “Wheee. What a predicament.” The Original Minority Report Roundtrip Ticket to Funny Derailed Money Introduces Lopez’s Acting Good Will, Still Sucky Affleck Another Cute Negro Film Strange Twists Invasion Reinvisioned The Original Invasion Was By Far the Best Leave the Thinking Outside the Theatre Keeping the Fire Burning In A Marriage Made Easy – NOT “Nut Up or Shut Up” – Finally, Zombies I Like! Firing Folks Made to Look Interesting Alice: Heiress Turned Prostitute Are You An Invader? Losers = Awesome! Double the Steel, Short on the Action – Possible Spoilers NuNightmare Not A Complete Nightmare Government At Its best Men and Women Are Fools If Caves Could Cry, They Would Be In Tears Over This Film Let’s Face It, Mindy Was the Real Kick-Ass!! Unwanted Desires Claymation Gone Bad Another Unnecessary Perseus Reviving Dry Comedy Death at the Box Office Hide The Rabbits, Another Crazy On The Loose Is Marriage The Way To Go? I’m Not Sure If I Want to Know You Anymore Negro Love Served on Mexican Garbage Lid Bourne Leaves Behind Treadstone for WMDs Any Wonder Left for Alice? Certainly Ran Out of Love Is This the Finest of Brooklyn? Breaking the Law Could Look Better Break the Mirror Already Ban Us From This Island Out of Love with Paris The Greek Harry Potter: Aged and Out of Sorts Dreaming on Acid Another Reason Why Valentine’s Day Sucks Ass Werewolves Revived Another Boring, Typical Apocolypse Eli & A Book Daybreakers Broke My Will The Return of Hot Garbage Better Than Expected A Smooth Scheme 2010 is Here; 2012 Marshmallow Party Is Near Can I Be Blue For 2010? Not Blinded to a Great Film Princess Frog: Another Disney Negro Princess Menopausal Wonderland Alice Sexed in the City Planets Unaligned Not Fit for Human Viewing District Unwanted Orphan Rage Half-Filled Expectations Hitchhiking to Cornytown One Long Bad Joke Pushed to Success Bored Darko Undercover Hit Righteous, Just Righteous Iron Success or Iron Dud Fred Claus Is Coming To Town Redrum: Another Bad Negro Film An Oscar Worthy Gangster ? Questioning Marriage Wanted Heartbreak Let’s Play Ball! Bored with Dust A Better Halloween Bordering Good Work Trip To The Barber All Talk; No Action A Transformed Summer Useless Films Are Still Being Made Korean I’m Gonna Git You Sucka Snapped In History Drummed Out Frodo Saves Face A Berry Happy 007 Potter Returns MC Battles Brought To The Masses Friday Bonanza Grease Is The Word…. Have You Heard? A Sweet Thing Beast Gets Beauty Virtual Waste Last Stand For Lawrence? A Golden Touch Major Waves For A Minor Film? Left In Stitches Matt Found His Niche – FINALLY!! Lifetime on the Silver Screen Spider-man’s Takin’ On The Silver Screen Rather Go Broke Another Hit For Washington Vanilla Sleeper Pawn the Ring and Cut Your Losses Potter In Training Scared To Laughter Trained Legend Operation: Crazy Hot Green Invasion A-List HEAT Family Introductions Awesome Negotiations


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