Baby Mess Tests

You’re NOT The Baby’s Father

mauryphomepaternitytestWhat’s going on with the epidemic that Maury Povich & court rooms seem to be going through??

  1. Why all the drama, especially when the pickney is 10-yrs-old?? Wouldn’t it have been simpler to get the test done day after birth or near then?
  2. Why the confessions to the child once there is a serious illness or death?
  3. Why do most of the new partners get verbally involved with the fighting? As far as TV goes it always seems like the new person in the relationship starts the verbal fights on stage.
  4. When proven they are the father, why do some guys still deny the child?
  5. When revealed that none of the 12 men they have tested are the fathers, why are the girls still baffled or say “…I know who it is Maury…”. Then why parade the other 12 and not just go after the one “you know” is the father??
  6. If they know that there is a doubt in their minds about parentage, why do the people on the stage always claim “I’m 150/200/350/1000% sure Maury! only to be proven wrong?
  7. Why don’t any of the people on stage just stay quiet & stop all the name calling, at least until the test results are read?

*What in the world is going on out there???? Why all the confusion? It’s bad enough to have to go through this. There are guys that honestly know they are the fathers and still have women fighting to prove it on paper, but when you have 3+ men to decide from – haven’t things gone too far and why curse out folks when you need 3+ dudes to get tested?

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It’s gotten so crazy that I root for the guys most of the time…

What do you guys think? Are things just out of control? Or are things just right on the money?

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