Awaiting Your Retirement Speech!!!!!!

r kelly - double up coverAlbum: Double Up

Artist(s): R. Kelly

Official Drop Date: May 29, 2007

Blades: NONE

Review: I’ve just about had it with this bullshyt artist. Seems like someone’s using Whitney’s alleged dealer. King of Hip Hop my ass. This dude’s albums get worse and worse every time. This was a hot bag of shyt.

no bullshit

Robert Sylvester Kelly, I’m waiting patiently for your retirement speech. It’s on it’s way. I can feel it. You talk about women like their straight shyt and then talk about you love them. Get the hell out of here. Yeah that’s right. I’ve had it with you Sylvester.

How the hell you call taking to yourself R&B?? This shyt was done well the first time…. TEN albums ago… Now you just don’t have anything else to do but waste blank CDs. Damn, how long is the contract? Can’t we release this mofo from his misery??? No one gives a damn. I’m just not understanding what the hell is going on in the studio? Instead of peeing on pre-teens you should pee on this album. Put it to good use. Put a copy in every urinal so the fellas all over the world and have aim practice and stop missing the toilet.

When Down Low came out it was different – video-wise. The storytelling was on point. You helped to bring back videos that went with the music. Visually telling stories with the videos – the way it’s supposed to be done. Now it’s just out of control. How can it be that the man who helped to bring back an art form kill it at the same time? Well you have and I’m pissed.

Why sing love songs to a female when you’re going to curse her out in the next song? It’s like an abusive relationship & I want out! I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you. Buy a clue, we’re through!

I won’t even talk about the “reggae” track…

This should have been added to your list of UNRELEASED albums!

Blades: NONE
*medical team on stand-by*

blades: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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